Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Well, The Jig is UP......

I have been meeting someone at Walmart when I go there alone and I was going there alone today.........

Let me explain.

The last couple of days have been nice outside and the Shankster and I and the babies, decided to get out in the yard do some moving around and also try to get some of the twigs and leaves cleaned up. We had lots of downed pine branches and piles of pine needles to burn. So we did just that.
After a few hours we came in and of course we smelled like smoke. We cleaned ourselves up and washed all our smokey clothes.
Now without having to explain too much, I put on clean clothes but the same bra as I had a shirt and sweatshirt over it and well I didn't think it smelled of smoke.
Meanwhile, Poor Shankie's back went out and we had planned to go over to Walmart to get a few items. It was out so bad that he had to lay flat and was going to be there a while, so I figured what a good time to just run and get the things while he was resting. But I hesitated as I thought I smelled smoke and was sure it was my bra.
Always remembering what my mom used to tell me if I went out (you know make sure you have on clean underwear??....that's stuck in my brain) I made the mistake of asking a laid up husband if my bra smelled of smoke too bad to wear to go shopping at Walmart............duh.......

What a goofball......Yep the Jig is up.






Note: To anyone who reads this post, and could possibly get the wrong idea.....like my having a jealous husband or that I am having an affair......this is to clear the air....
The Shankster is not a jealous man. He would let me do anything without hesitation. I would also not have an affair as I have met my man. We joke all day long to get through each day. When I asked him to smell my bra, he laughed and I just knew what was coming next. He mentioned that if I was meeting somebody at Walmart....he didn't really think it mattered too much what my bra smelled like........:)